Exciting news today from Gene Sloan at USA Today:

Luxury line Silversea has announced plans for a world cruise to all seven continents — an industry first.

The 140-day voyage on the 382-passenger Silver Whisper will kick off Jan. 6, 2020 in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. and include stops at 62 ports in 32 countries. It’ll end May 25, 2019 in Amsterdam.

This means these lucky passengers will board the Silver Whisper in Florida on January 6, 2020, and then be transported back in time and have 226 days shaved off their ages when they arrive in the Netherlands on May 25, 2019.

It’s a bargain with fares starting at $62,000 a person. Who knew time machines were real?

But seriously, doesn’t anyone proofread anymore?